Cramafartian

Earlier in the school year, Sebastian's class worked on writing Alliteration Creature Poems. Sebastian's poem (one of them) was about a cramafartian. True story. *lol*

This is a cramafartian.

A cramafartian lives crushed between a castle's concrete columns.

A cramafartian eats crunchy crickets while consuming crushed-clam juice.

A cramafartian likes concentric circles, crows, and also conquering commercial clowns.

A cramafartian loves conducting and being the commander of creepy cardinals.

My cramafartian combed my hair in a cold part of Colorado while licking my coins.

With such a lovely poem as that, what more was to be done but to print it, frame it, and give it to his teacher as a Christmas gift! Here's the finished product:

His party is today. I hope Mr. T. likes it! Although honestly, I don't know how he couldn't!

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